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turns out that a ship sinks, and saved only eight people, seven men and one woman, who manage to reach an island of those who come to mind in these cases.
not take long to tour the island and discover that their survival is assured. There are many animals that eat little ones, no big animal that can eat them, and so are installed and are living on what nature gives them.
Time passes, and eight are realizing that something is missing. After searching one conclude that the best solution will be that the guys sleep with women in turn, spending a night each, so that a woman has sex every day, and weekly rates. Very happy with the solution, continue their lives, and so spends a month, two months, one year, two, three, four years, until one day, suddenly, the woman dies.
This sorry lot of the seven types, but as people are courageous and that they have survived so many disasters, resolve that life goes on and take it easy.
So a month passes. The second month you no longer feel the same as before, but go ahead. In the third month are a little restless and have difficulty acting as if nothing had happened, but they are true to themselves and face things with the same determination that kept them alive. On the fourth month and have had enough. So they agree and decide to bury her.

In film, the lead actress is dying in the arms of good. At the back of the room can hear
- "SEX, SEX now before it gets cold!"
A bald with a wooden leg is invited to a costume party, but do not want them to notice its shortcomings. As not think of anything, he wrote a letter to a costume shop for recommendations something. Three days later she received a package with a handkerchief and a pirate costume, and enclosed a letter that read:
- "Dear Sir: In the package we sent you a pirate costume. The scarf to cover her bald head, so that no be felt and his wooden leg should strengthen the costume, making it look more real ... "
The man is insulted to see that are emphasizing his wooden leg and he writes a letter of complaint. Two days later she received another package:
- "Dear Sir, Here we send a priest costume. This should cover your wooden leg, no one will notice. Moreover, his bald head will make it real costume ... "
The man is insulted even more, to see who stopped to look at his wooden leg to do with his bald head and wrote another letter of complaint.
Three days later she received another package:
- "Dear Sir, Here we send a jar of sugar, we suggest you warm the sugar and the full cast in his head, his wooden leg goal in the ass and go dressed caramel apple ... "