would be doing now if Elvis Presley were still alive? - Scratching his coffin. - Mother in Law, would not it be better and not eat so much? - And when to worry about me here? - is that then I will have to carry the coffin
Mother Teresa is dying and goes to heaven where St. Peter is received and said: - Mother Teresa, who honored to have you here! as a reward for his exemplary journey through life on earth will I put this star on the forehead, which is unique to you Y opens the doors of Heaven to scroll it everywhere. After the emotional ceremony, Mother Teresa began traveling around the sky proud of his star on his forehead, finds himself with Lady Di sunbathing on a cloud ... and a star on his forehead!. Feeling cheated will find San Pedro and he demands: - Sir, I met Lady Di, also a star on the forehead, let us agree it was a good person, but he committed adultery, you also told me that my Star was unique, does corruption has reached to heaven? - No, Mother! San Pedro said ruefully, what happens is that we still can not get the star of Mercedes Benz from his forehead.
Mr. Soto was the doctor's office to collect the results of the analysis of his wife, and the receptionist says - I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Soto, but we made a terrible mistake and we have a serious problem. When sending your wife samples for laboratory analysis are sent along with other samples of Ms with the same surname of his own, so now we're not sure what are the results of his wife. - But what do you say? - Well, listen, Ms. gave a positive test for Alzheimer's and the other tested positive for the AIDS test, but do not know what of them is his wife ... - IS TERRIBLE! ¿And what was I supposed to do?? - Leave his wife in middle of town and if she gets back home, then ... not the lame ...
2 old ladies are sitting in their rocking chairs, and tells the other: - What do you call the German who brings us crazy? - Alzheimer, asshole, Alzheimer's.
An unhappy because life had not sent him away, his wife got the horns, mortgaged his home and accounts ought to die, he would commit suicide from atop a building. In what I was about to throw it notes, the crowd was looking down at an armed man who had lost both arms dancing and dancing. Then the guy running down the building to look for the maimed and says - Manquita! if not for you I had thrown, because arms are missing you and you enjoy dancing life, thank you, thank you very much. and hugged him. The manquita looks and says, - Soltam fuck! Who is dancing, asshole?!, What happens is that some time ago I want to scratch your ass and I can not!
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