What To Put On Cheer Competition Posters

Enter a drunk at a bar and says (with a drunken voice):
essten Toss that the issquierda ... cabronesss unoss soon .. And toss the loss that essten derechssa ... jilipollass unoss soon ... Salta
one and says:
EH! Hey, excuse me, I'm not a cab ....
Puesss jilipollasss here please!

had a busload of people and get a little drunk and says "Who are you lost a wad of $ 100 that are connected by a liguita" Sale a man and says "me" replies the drunk " liguita I found. "

a drunk I was walking home when he sees a sign that caught his attention. The drunk begins to mourn inconsolably. In this way his neighbor and asks why she cries, the drunk replies "What we have come in this world. Look at that sign reads
MOTHER IS SOLD WITHOUT FEELING."
The neighbor read the sign and answers:
"But you do not see that guy there says SOLD WOOD, ZINC AND CEMENT."

Van two drunks walking down the train station and one was walking down the middle of the rail line and the other side as they were so drunk they fell asleep and suddenly the train passes
and the drunk who had fallen asleep in the middle of the line was with the legs there, head over here, arms there all scattered. And suddenly the other awake and drunk as he was still drunk, tells another:
! What you sleep disordered !!

What do you say a drunk Deysi a newborn?
"Bebe"